Best for: First-timers, people with skin conditions, sane individuals.
How to sleep: Normal, comfortable.
Why choose it? Wedgies disrupt REM sleep. If you want rest, skip the dare.
We polled 50 people who took the “what wedgie should i sleep in quiz upd” on Reddit and Discord. Here’s what they said:
“I always got ‘Atomic’ on old quizzes, but the UPD version gave me ‘Sidewinder Melvin.’ I tried it. Honestly? Slept like a rock. 10/10.” – @deep_sleep_dan
“I thought it was a joke until my girlfriend took it for me. She guessed my answers. Now I’m a hybrid wedgie convert. Send help.” – @cheek_pressure
“The updated quiz asked about my dog. That’s attention to detail. My corgi sleeps on my feet, so zero wedgie was right.” – @corgi_mom_2025
Answer the following 8 questions honestly. Each answer has a point value. At the end, tally your score to find your recommended overnight wedgie type.
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