Breadwinners Night Of The Living Bread Transcript -

Unlike Night of the Living Dead, this episode has a happy, absurd ending worth reading in full transcript form.

Narrator (SwaySway): "And so, the ducks learned a valuable lesson. Never leave your stale bread in the rain. Or it will come back to eat you." Post-credits scene: A slice of white bread sits on a throne made of croutons. White Bread King: "The toast is not over... It is merely... warm."

For fans of Nickelodeon’s surreal, high-energy animated series Breadwinners, certain episodes achieve legendary status not just for their humor, but for their bizarre, horror-comedy crossover appeal. Topping that list is Season 2, Episode 7b: "Night of the Living Bread."

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Below is a reconstructed, accurate transcript based on the episode’s broadcast dialogue. This covers the cold open and the inciting incident. breadwinners night of the living bread transcript

[SCENE START]

EXT. POND SCUM BOG - DAY

The Rocket Van flies low over the bog. SWAYSWAY and BUHDEUCE are in the front seats, blasting heavy metal music.

SWAYSWAY (singing/shouting) YEAH! BREAK IT DOWN! WE ARE THE BREADWINNERS!

BUHDEUCE DUDE! LOOK OUT FOR THE—

The Rocket Van crashes into a giant floating piece of MOLDY BREAD.

SWAYSWAY Whoa. Dude. Look at the size of that stale loaf. It’s like a bread iceberg. Unlike Night of the Living Dead , this

BUHDEUCE It’s gross, Sway. It’s all green and fuzzy. Like T-Midi’s armpit.

Buhdeuce pokes the moldy bread with a plunger. Green lightning crackles from the sky and strikes the bread.

SWAYSWAY Uh oh. Radioactive thunder. That’s never good for the gluten.

The moldy bread twitches. A single raisin falls off it onto the ground. The raisin sprouts legs and eyes.

RAISIN #1 Braaaains... Bread braaaains...

BUHDEUCE (Screaming) IT TALKED! THE LITTLE DRIED GRAPE TALKED!

Cut to: INT. ROCKET VAN - LATER

SwaySway is scrubbing the windshield. A massive horde of walking, moaning bread loaves (Bagels, Baguettes, and Sourdoughs) surrounds the van.

SWAYSWAY Alright, Bake-Logic. Level with me. How do we kill bread?

BUHDEUCE We toast it, Sway! We have to toast the bread brains!

Buhdeuce holds up a giant toaster cannon.

SWAYSWAY No way, dude. That’s our delivery toaster. Mr. Pumpers is waiting for his cinnamon swirl.

BREAD BRAIN HORDE (Moaning in unison) Breeeead... Buuuuter...

SWAYSWAY (Cocking a plunger gun) Alright. Looks like we’re doing this the hard way. FOR THE DOUGH! Narrator (SwaySway): "And so, the ducks learned a

[SCENE END]